Sudipta has this really hilarious piece about how he got back at the seniors who ragged him

Now as most of you will understand, there was suddenly a HUGE rush of everyone wanting to get their palms analysed. And I suddenly hit upon a great idea! Wounds from the ragging period were still fresh in my mind, and I wasn’t going to let such a golden opportunity slip by. I started off with correct and dead-sure statements about everyone, but soon the rest of the statements that followed depended upon what I wanted them to believe. The guy who had slapped me most came to know that he’s going to turn out homosexual in his future life (yeah you should’ve looked at the scared look on the faces of his roomies ;) ), and the guy whose journals and diagrams I had to burn midnight oil to copy was suitably informed (with the whole moral dilemma act of whether or not to tell the truth) that he would spend the next 6 years at least in the same engineering college. And oh, don’t even get me started about what I told the frustrated romantic who had made 10 of us go and propose to the same girl in front of the class!