Alpha’s in-laws are coming to visit her

Conversations between me and daddy usually end up with one of us hacking the nearest furniture.

‘What’s wrong with you?’

‘Why do you ask after all these years?’

‘People are asking me why you don’t have babies?’

‘Aaarrgggh.’

‘Is there something we should know?’

(Keeping out of it is something he should know, but then you can’t speak like that to daddykins who’s got the best intentions for you and for the concerned people)

‘Yeah, Pi travels’

‘So?’

‘What So?! You have other suggestions on how to accomplish this?’

‘He’s finished PhD now.’

‘You think he’s got a degree in Remote Impregnation?’