Amrita reviews the music of “Om Shanti Om”. One song drives her to write a letter to lyricist Javed Akhtar.

Dear Javed uncle,

I hope you don’t mind a complete stranger calling you ‘uncle’. I find it helps me pen this letter a lot more politely. I understand you are at the whim and mercy of the people who make the films. You’re just doing your job, satisfying the clients. But at the end of the day, when I pick up the disc, all I can see is that you are the man responsible for penning the immortal refrain “All hot girls, put your hands up and say - Om Shanti Om/ All cool boys come on make some noise and say - Om Shanti Om”.