Stock market tycoon Rakesh Jhunjhunwala in conversation with Vinod Khanna over a planned movie.

Me: Hmmm, I have a story for you but I’ll give it to you only if you wear a chicken suit and say ‘Stock Portfolio’ 10,000 times.

Vinod: Sure, no problem. I’m shameless anyway.

Me: Good, then here it is. It’s a story of a man who was very poor. He then became rich. He then became richer and richer and richer and then he died. After his death, his two sons took all his money and made more money. The elder brother got 2000 Crore more than the other. This pissed off the younger one so much so that he stripped to his undies and ran the Bombay marathon which was renamed the Mumbai marathon thanks to Orange Guy and the Army of Shiva.

Disclaimer: No, we cannot confirm and do not know whether that blog is indeed the ’secret journal’ of Rakeshbhai. But if Rajnikanth plays him in a movie about two brothers and a South African telecom company, then I’m seeing it.