What does that mean? Krish Ashok explains:

It refers to the celebration of a married couple’s first Deepavaali, where families and well-wishers gather to

• Hog sweets
• Hog savouries
• Help certain Tirunelveli based garment businessmen in the area of T-Nagar rise from abject poverty.
• and generally employ several verbal tricks to subtly and unsubtly suggest that the couple needs to, well, turn into couple + 1.

Every maami and maama on whose feet we fell, collected cash served on betel leaves, and allowed yellowed-rice grains to be deposited in our scalp, spared no chance to tell the both of us that the future of the propagation of the human race rested on our shoulders. And therefore, we must positively produce a Homo Sapiens Infantus asap. But they did so in several interesting ways.