My thoughts went: ‘10,000 for a boil – ok ok that is trivialising it a little. It is NOT a boil but an abscess but 10 k for an I n D procedure?’
“And can we have the type of room we want?” asked DIL sounding like she was booking rooms in a resort.
“No ma’m, we only have the general room that is shared by 3 people.”
“And the bathrooms?” asked DIL probably hoping every bed had a bathroom attached.
“They are shared too.”
That was the clincher. We did not want to go in with a boil and pick up more infections sharing rooms with people with other ailments. And certainly not share bathrooms with strangers.

Another reason why Usha finds each trip to a hospital more hilarious than the other.

[Have to thank one of the commenters for the title].