Madrasi jokes in Gurgaon

Jammy tries to crack a Sardarji joke in Gurgaon:

The other day I started off: “By the way, did you hear that Sardarji joke about ….”

Before I could reach the subject, Dia had pinched me in the forearm, and Sunandini had stamped my toes. I didn’t take the hint.

“Come on guys…have you heard that Sardarji joke or not?” I inquired.

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15 Responses to “Madrasi jokes in Gurgaon”


  1. 1 An Indian Mar 24th, 2008 at 1:40 am

    Fucking racist black madrasis. You black Tamils still have one of the highest poverty rates in India, go feed yourself and clothe your filthy bodies before making cheap jokes. Shitheads.

  2. 2 raje Jun 18th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    u stupid shit eating white pig northie bastard.. first come down to south and have a look who is dying in povery ??
    except ur northie metros everyother is place is a piece of shit..ur stupid north state road transport cant even match the
    road transport wat we have in our villages.. come see how many engineers and doctors are there in south indian villages..
    chennai is far better and safe than ur mathafucking delhi and mumbai.. no girl is stripped in public or raped in bus
    u stupid pig, eat dog shit.. first wash ur own shit and then start commenting about others

    hey there may be kamal fans and rajni fans, its between us tamilians, u dont need to worrry about us.

  3. 3 Southindian ka baap... Aug 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 am

    raje…madarchod…

    u bahan ke land…don’t compare delhi with chennai…chennai is chutiya place…no good items to eat except fucking idly and rasam…southindian food…

    delhi has metro…199% faster than chennai transport…
    aur rahi baat laundiyoon ki..saale…south indains girls are black n shit..no charmin that..who wants to fuckthem,,,
    max,m south indian engg, are chutiya..trying to sell their mother n withthaT MONEY they want to go USA…

    nobody ishere that monkey (Rajnikant) fan…we have already good movies n actors..even south filmmakers are borrowing bollywood actress,,

    apni gaand dulti nahi saale raje aur dusron ki finaayel lekar dhone chale…

    learn hindi u madarchod……..

  4. 4 raje Aug 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    otha thevidya sunni oombi ..delhi is 199% faster only in rape and criminal activities..sending their mom and sister to get rapped in delhi..even stray dogs will rape
    why shuld i learn that stupid language hindi.. there is no rule that everyboyd shuld learn that shit language.. its only the offical language of india and not the national language..its a language imported from persia.. u son of bitches who borrow ur other stray dogs from other countries to fuck their mom speak that stupid imported language .. u shit eating pig ..
    its not south films are borrowing bolllywood actres.. only those those bollywood actress get fucked up in bollywood then come to south for their living..’vandorai vazhavaiku tamil nadu’ da sori nayee sunni oombi ..
    dont talk as if north have different kind of food.. wat u get other than the same aaloo and roti .. they drink cow urine also
    south girls are black but they are pure not like those white pig northie girls having 100 boyfriends.. check how many men ur mom had before marriage …she must have even fukced by some stray dog ..
    BTW when did delhi started making movies.. dont every think those white skin SRK,salman and other khans belong to india..their ancestors are from pakistan thatz the reason they r fair..
    even that rajni is a maharastrian and we south praise him but u pigs just becoz he is a black abuse him .. go eat those pakistani khans shit ..
    rajni is black skin but he is not terrorist like sanjay dutt and murderer like salman..first send them to jail

  5. 5 Anthony Nov 22nd, 2008 at 4:26 am

    Tamil Endru sollada , Talai nimirndhu nillada !!!
    ok u north-east-west indians never even think of comparing ur self with the south, if u all three come together even then u wil not be able to stand against chennai so forget about the whole south,,
    Rajni is the highest paid actor in india , u northie will make 10 films out of his salary , kamal has the most number of awards in the world , ishwanathan anand is the worlds no 1 chess player , mahesh bhupathi n paes are the only two who represent india for so many years , before them was vijay amritraj, the baap of all scientist APJ abdul kalam , only one man represent india in F1 race narain karthikeyan , tanilnadu police ranks 2nd in the world after scotland yard , and tamil is our own language we dont borrow frm anyone , the health minister , finance, sports , IT, telecommunication, all are frm tamilnadu , and u idiot northie miss world aishwarya is from south india ok so better know who is more beautiful ,,, this was only about Tamilnadu , if i speak about karnataka, kerala and andhra pradesh, u northie idiot will go n suicide ,,ok .

  6. 6 Anthony Nov 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 am

    and u speak about poverty , in tamilnadu 1kg rice worth 1.Re …so who eats well hmm …..

  7. 7 prem Nov 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    madarchod Tamilians.

  8. 8 prabhakar Nov 23rd, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    abey prem jhaatu ,, agar LTTE ne tera comment suna toh , ek bomb tere gaand mein aur baaki tere khaandanwaalon k gaand mein lagayenge , phir tujhe maloom padega tamilians jab teri madarchodgiri nikalenge !!

  9. 9 akki Dec 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    You Bloody Fucking South Indians. You Black pig looking and doncky ass looking fallows. You even dont know how to take bath. I saw you stupid fallows in trains , on platforms , on public places you look like bloody baggers who have only one white sheet to wrap their bloody black legs.

    You lick the asses of teh North Indian Bosses in MNCs so that you can ever see USA on teh mercy ground. Even You get fucked there badly by teh nigros in USA. people consider you as dogs licking the bowl when some one looks at you when you take bloody curd rice with you hands wet by shit.

    You bloody you dont know Hindi as you are highly incompoitent not as its notr your language. I have tackeled many South Indias black bastards who are always in bunch of 5 or 6 guys as they are always scared of getting fucked by anyone. You rascals dont ever show your assing looking face here other wise you madrais bloody muther fuckers you ll have to go to Lanka where LLt ll taste your piggy blood.
    Bastards.

    You talk about the doctors and engineers…

    Who cares about you bloody doctors and engineers who even can not speak teh national language and even can not pronounce teh English in a proper manner.

    You bloody say the Word ” M” as “yam” …
    Bull shit fucking fallows ……..

  10. 10 krishna Dec 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 am

    abey jhaat k baal akki,
    we r not like u bloody mother fuckers , we have our own language not borrowed from anyone ,, abey raand ki aulad tum jaise log k wajah se desh mein darrar padti hai ,hamlog tum jaise desh drohi nahi hai jo , india mein paida hoker england k liye cricket khelein ,,
    wherever we go we make India proud . aur desh mein darar bharne wala tere jaisa har madarchod deshdrohi hai .

  11. 11 akki Dec 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 am

    You blooody Fucker pigs son …… You blooody mother fucker …. saaale Raaand ke aulad harami ke jane…….. when yiou hate hindi when why teh fuck you are fucking your mothers ass here writing in Hindi. Who the fuck are yoiu blooody…. Fuck off with your whole madrasiis brothers.

    whenever someone comes here in India they see you guys eating teh curd rice with probably looks ……… they take teh worst impression of India… Because of you Fucking Black shits….. You colorful blooody madrasis………. Saaaley chutias …………
    If you have guts to do anything then coem on … come to front and get into Indian army and do something for country… But you blooody are worth for nothing except to present you infront of Nigros … who like to fuck you all blooody back shits ………..

    How can you say yourself even an Indian … Indi is running so fast but you blooody Fat looking black pigs with ass hoile loking faces are still in 18th century … even eating foood with teh black hands without even washing them after toilets and shitting. I have seen this in Indian rails.Even if you have any confusion then travel in any blooody train which has any station in Blooody channai…. You guys make teh life hell and always present your ass to get fucked in front of all who even dont want to look your faces……..

    You guys are the most coward ppl in India even you ppl know this fact that why you the in least numbers in Indain Army , Air Force and all.

    In education only channai is known place except channai no one knows even the name of any place of your state. You shiitty fallo in education you are below third class .

    In manners you look like blooody foools who can not speak Hindi and English.

    In professional life …. ohhhhhh my God … You blooody black wear White shirt and put 1 lettre coconut oil on your bloody head which looks like the buffallow body.You speak english in such a manner teh USA guys laugh on India just because of you madarjaaaaaat bahan ke lands.

    In sports no bloody rascal is theer from your place even soemone comes into the any team of National level that also comes by teh bloody source of your governments you rascal.

    Why the fuck yopu are specking in India you rand Son.

    bahan ke lund i have seen you baggers everywhere getting fucked by black bulls of Red Indian americans.

    go and Fuck off with your entire Bloody fucking madrasis. You can only bark here nothing else you can do as you are worth for nothing on teh earth bloody ……. get lost and fuck off ……….

  12. 12 akki Dec 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am

    krishna ——> You fucker rand ki aulaaaad…. you black shit pig ass Looking guys go and read articles on google about you bloody Pigs….. You ll come to know teh fact. I think in nights you read the dsame things only that who is writing about you fucking darkiiies. You dark rascals. thats why you posted the post at 2:00AM….. probably you wanted to see that time who is fucking you blooody dark colorful cahnnai Indians.
    Hance proved you bloody darkiii that you also know the facts about your fucking crop of balck pig looking guys …. fuck off

  13. 13 Vikrant Dec 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Right said : Akki they bastards are rally Fucking fallows. I have seen them in USA wandering like baggers. they are higly infeiority complexed fallows because of their bloody English and stupid manners and the bloody dressing sences. But yes if they are in group of three or more then they think themself as if they re Prime minister.

    Saaaley harami ke aulad madar chod …. India should mane ban of thse guys going out of Indioa as at every step they make India donw.

    If you find anyone crossing the road in USA streats need not to guess … as its prettyu certain that he must be an Indian and that also From Channai ……. sale No one chutia in teh world bull shits ………. Fuck off

  14. 14 Kabir Dec 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 am

    krishna ——> You fucker rand ki aulaaaad…. you black shit pig ass Looking guys go and read articles on google about you bloody Pigs….. You ll come to know teh fact. I think in nights you read the dsame things only that who is writing about you fucking darkiiies. You dark rascals. thats why you posted the post at 2:00AM….. probably you wanted to see that time who is fucking you blooody dark colorful cahnnai Indians.
    Hance proved you bloody darkiii that you also know the facts about your fucking crop of balck pig looking guys …. fuck off and get lost………

  15. 15 North Indian Dec 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Who the fuck cares about you blooody Channai guys …. sale madar chod bahan ke lund , inki koi bhi aaker maar leta hai aur yueh bahan ke lodey mara ke hastey rahtey hai…… Raaand ki aulad Krishna bahan chod terei ki maa ki chut ……. Suar kahi ke .. you bloody ass hole.

    You blooody cheap guys —-> your properties are :
    1. Black

    2. Bloody colored.

    3. Cheap.

    4.Ill mannered.

    5. Fucking Basturds.

    Get lost and fuck off bloody

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