SK ‘reports’ on a new trend that ‘might tear apart the moral fabric of urban India’:

At least 5 middle aged men on conditions of anonymity confessed to Utopia that they regularly read these magazines. “I never realised the top ten things that were supposed to me in my mind while in bed, till I read Cosmo. What really scared me that only 2 of them were actually things that were in my mind. So in a way Cosmo made me more complete”, said Anirudh (fictional name).

Utopia has learnt that several leading men’s magazines are planning to cut down on WWE coverage to include real articles like ‘Top five flower arrangements’, ’What not to wear’ by Susannah & Trinny, ’Lavender shirts for winter’ and ’Oprah Winfrey’, in a desperate scramble to retain male readership.

Utopia is very entertaining.