The Idea-smithy tells us all we need to know about mummy logic.

My parents never gave me the ’stork delivered you’ routine but I have serious reason to believe that I might have been an express delivery that landed on the wrong planet. Mum and I have weird conversations. Sometimes I feel like we’re talking two different languages that have the same words but mean completely opposite things to each of us. Other times I suspect that I’m caught in the wrong dimension with a super-intelligent species that only can’t figure out why this lab rat ain’t running towards the cheese (it stinks!!!) Thankfully however, I have recently discovered that I am not the only one facing this unique situation. Mummies are custom-made but in the same grand Mummy Factory.