Greatbong, in his inimitable style, tells us about an interview with two Jingoistic Australian Mainstream Reporters (JAMRs) following the recent CB series. One of the many quotable quotes from the post:

[...] Ponting’s loss of form can be traced back to an incident that happened in India the last time the Australians were minting money sorry touring there. In a corporate function that Punter was attending, not because he is a paid brand ambassador but because he genuinely wanted to know the local culture, a man caught hold of our captain and kissed him brutally. Had not Ponting showed lightning reflexes and offered his cheek, the man would definitely have planted the kiss on his lips [video link].

I nearly fell out of my chair just laughing at the captions of the images on that post.